I do not believe that just because you’re opposed to abortion, that that makes...– Sister Joan Chittister, Catholic Nun (via timehasflewn) holy shit i love this quote (via glitter-femin1sts) I vote we stop using the term “pro-life” and change to “pro-birth”, and every time someone asks “What does that mean?”, you can explain this and the other racialized, classist, misogynist,...
Cosmo Tip #633
No makeup makes you look nearly as gorgeous as the blood of your enemies smeared across your face.
everyone: you're so quiet
me: i'm not quiet i just don't fucking like you
annoyed-teen-girl: “Preggers” is like the worst way to describe having a parasite.
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
camillesaurus: dirtytalkinginenochian: Two bloggers went outside that’s it that’s the joke it’s an inside joke
People think I’m obsessed with chemistry jokes, Beryllium not.– (via misbehavedscientist)
ehjorth: percytaur: “did you draw that?” they ask as I continue on the same piece of artwork under my pencil and immediately my eyes widen in horror as I throw the sketchbook to the ground, screaming “NO I DIDN’T WHERE DID THAT COME FROM WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT”
An impala sprinting across the Savannah can be reduced to biomechanics, and Bach...– Stanford’s Robert Sapolsky on science and wonder (via jtotheizzoe)
Beauty, truth, and rarity. Grace in all simplicity, Here enclos’d in cinders...– The Phoenix and the Turtle by William Shakespeare (via alwaysiambic)
urlsquatter: I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why