September 2012
“I do not believe that just because you’re opposed to abortion, that that makes...”
– Sister Joan Chittister, Catholic Nun (via timehasflewn)
holy shit i love this quote
(via glitter-femin1sts)
I vote we stop using the term “pro-life” and change to “pro-birth”, and every time someone asks “What does that mean?”, you can explain this and the other racialized, classist, misogynist,...
August 2012
Cosmo Tip #633
No makeup makes you look nearly as gorgeous as the blood of your enemies smeared across your face.
everyone: you're so quiet
me: i'm not quiet i just don't fucking like you
annoyed-teen-girl:
“Preggers” is like the worst way to describe having a parasite.
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
camillesaurus:
dirtytalkinginenochian:
Two bloggers went outside
that’s it that’s the joke
it’s an inside joke
“People think I’m obsessed with chemistry jokes, Beryllium not.”
– (via misbehavedscientist)
ehjorth:
percytaur:
“did you draw that?”
they ask as I continue on the same piece of artwork under my pencil
and immediately my eyes widen in horror as I throw the sketchbook to the ground, screaming “NO I DIDN’T WHERE DID THAT COME FROM WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT”
“An impala sprinting across the Savannah can be reduced to biomechanics, and Bach...”
– Stanford’s Robert Sapolsky on science and wonder (via jtotheizzoe)
“Beauty, truth, and rarity.
Grace in all simplicity,
Here enclos’d in cinders...”
– The Phoenix and the Turtle by William Shakespeare (via alwaysiambic)
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urlsquatter:
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
